Matador "Tango"

So anyways, I curse my petite-ness. Since I'm in the smallest third/fourth of the Colorguard (I'm basically the smallest there), I have to "tango" with a band member. It's not really tango-ing though, since we ALL have to actually tango. It's more like opening the performance. Kelly, our coach, had an "awesome" metaphor. Basically, the band member is the matador, and the Colorguard member is the matador's cape. So, the band member gets to "do whatever he wants with the girl." Basically, the guy (band member a.k.a Alex in this case), has the girl (me in this case) upside down on his back and is walking with me like that, then I cartwheel off, do the spinny in thing where you twirl in, then he leans back, and pushes me out, effectively untwirling me. And throughout this, we're supposed to be looking at each other in a way so that it's (I quote Kelly) like we're "attracted to each other, but sort of *pause* *makes catfighting motion and noises*." But yeah. It's really interesting. o.o And while we were rehearsing this, all of the other band/Colorguard members were off to the side, staring, and laughing their butts off. But whatever. Anything for the sake of Colorguard, right? DX