Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Phones Calls and Delayed Meals

Too be fair, all mealtimes have been at a reasonable hour thus far this year!

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Caroline: You can't that seriously misuse soap...

Jake S: Oh, that's a K, not a chicken!

Caroline: Hey Jake, ready for some babysitting?

Sarah (as Ben sits down at South): Ben, do you even go here?

Caroline: Tell him to stop talking so much and drink some water!

Rick: It sounds like we need you to drink a little less water...

Kathryn: I don't approve of hearts.

Andrew: Could I have your store hours please? 9:15 oh my god.

Safeeyah: I was part of the [Green Team's] inaugural year. It's basically two people who -whispers- are paid -normal voice- to help with sustainability with what the trips bring back.

Sarah: Have I ever demonstrated that I can make a beard out of my hair?

Andrew: Yes. Hello. Yes. Hello. Hi. Yes.

Andrew: -to Command- I don't believe a bear stole their stove, it's just not possible. Maybe a frosh really liked the stove and just kept it? -to the trip- It seems like a good stove so you should be fine. We validate that a bear stole your stove.

Rick: You guys sometimes get dumped on.

Ben: So what is the treat? Is it just a pineapple?

Rick: It says Fifty Shades of OA; people have been trying to hook up.

Ben: Where is the CT binder?
Jake K: On top of the trash can.

Caroline: Man, there's a lot of wild pineapple in New England these days.

Jake S: Like when we all leave and you're alone sort of thing?
Safeeyah: Isn't that like a duh?

Jake S: It's 11:38. I mean 11 and 38 seconds.

Caroline (about Terhune's): I bet they open after we open.

Andrew: I'm sorry, I'm going to put you on hold, I'm so sorry.

Caroline: Not Nick. It was Rick.

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