Wednesday, September 9, 2015

We love blood, just not on OA.

Chris C: If it makes me sad, it's probably in the South.

Maria: I'm going to make them run an errand for me, and they're not going to like it.

Josh: I don't know why they want to talk to you.
Caroline: Because I'm the coolest, obviously. Get out of your seat.

Maria: Yeah, it's going to be -drops phone- sorry, hi, you guys are still there.

Erica: I love giving blood!

Caroline: Jake, if you text me a week before and also the day of, I will give blood.
Jake K: Any excuse to text you.

Erica: Of course everyone's on my blog.

Jake K: Feel free to get me coffee when you come back.

Josh: It's time for another rousing edition of "Where the Hell is ---".

Jake K: I have to reload this? Who the hell do they think they are?

Jake K, Erica, and Rory: Tell them we love them!
Chris C: Okay, we love you, bye.

Caroline: She's just been given too much morphine, so it's like she's on too much drugs to do anything.
Kathryn: So we basically have a high frosh...

Jake K: Hi Van 1--- You're not a van.

Rick (at 3:56pm): We missed pi time.

Chris C: I would? You would. I would. I will. I am. What do you want me to say?

Maria: You're checking on their diet?
Jake K: Well... Yes. I am.

Kathryn: Hey Van ---! How are your detective skills?

Kathryn: A group drank the Delaware River.
Josh: Really? The whole thing? They must have been really dehydrated.

Andrew: Just leave the pancake extract at the junction; I don't think anyone will want it anyways. Hello? Hello? She hung up on me!

Andrew: I know you haven't done anything yet, but I'm thanking you in advance.

Kathryn: We have an equilateral triangle situation going on...

Andrew: Caroline, what kinds of vegetarian food do you like?
Caroline: Uhm. Ones that don't have meat in them?

Chris C: I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just help.

Jake K: How am I? I'm doing good. Thank you for asking, no one asks that!

Rick: I am not a spicy person.

Chris C (on lawnparties): I'm lucky I have a really great skin tone and can rock all those colors.

Maria: We have a very special assignment for you guys; would you like to hear about it now, or on the conference call later?
I asked EPS Corner for an itemized receipt...

Caroline: I'm the kind of person who usually has a spoon... On me... In my backpack.

Maria: 13.3 megabytes is bigger than 4.2 megabytes right?

Josh: They're doing chopsticks by choice in there.

Rick: So six days before the trip, we had to plan 40 new routes.
Maria: And then they all got cancelled anyways, because of the hurricane?

Ben: I'm the fat one, you're not the fat one.

Rei: There is no such thing as unnecessary aggression.

Erica: Your only blog on my quote is...


 OA Command. Busy saving lives.


Sarah: I feel like I can look at you and see what kind of grandma you're going to be.

Chris Y: I have a game that can involve 13 people and will make you all want to kill each other.
Rei: Killing is good.

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