Elan: Would you like a pepper?
Chris Y: Uh, I would prefer if that's not lunch.
Elan: I'm just going to be annoying to you as much as possible.
Jake K: Oh, we always stop at Kent School. It's a very nice boarding school.
Trip: So, we're on the bus and one of the mirrors fell off...
Josh: -dramatically- Hi, this is Josh with the North desk.
Kathryn: This trip has a 27-ton bus driving over a bridge with a max weight of 3 tons...
Caroline: NOOOO!
Chris Y: No more than six miles. No more than six miles. Six. Six. Six. Yes. Yes.
Jake K: Is that French onion soup? I thought it had cheese on top.
Maria: Well, I think if it's fancy it does...
Jake K: -condescendingly- Oh, of course, this is just takeout.
Kathryn: What are you reading that says you're shadowing a bus? ...You're reading the header that says Sunday rendezvous; is there anything in the actual box?
Rick: So for future reference, this is supposed to be an ice bucket. For cold drinks. Rather than a really small trash can. Just saying.
Caroline: What's the name of the campground we use in the Catskills?
Rick: Yoooou're kidding, right?
Caroline: Not for the expected reason!
Maria: Wait, this place has a chili cook-out tonight!
Jake K: MY place has a pirate ship playground!
Caroline: OMG DONE.
Maria: MY place has a bouncy fun slide!
Caroline: Oh, you're talking about two leaders, not two liters.
Rick: The system says you're trying to put letters in a number field, I ain't doing it.
Caroline: It's my dinnerware! -holds up two lids labeled CStone-
Rick: It's STONEware!
Erica: Can you grab a piece of pen? A piece of paper?
Jake K: This is Vermont. It's basically Canada.
Caroline: These are my priorities: I hate the outside. I was a Forbes girl. I never go outside.
Jake K: (to a van) Are you guys bored?
Jake K: I'm looking for camping pots for a large group of 10 people - I need a 5-liter pot, a 3-liter pot, and a 9-inch cutting board or something similar. -aside- They're transferring me to Lawn&Garden, I just don't think that's the right department...
Chris C: This is Chris to Command. I mean, OA Command, this is Chris.
Rick: OA is official. We're on someone else's Facebook, that's how you know it's real.
Elan: How are they out of medical tape? We give them so much! Do they have a mummy on the trip?
Kathryn: There you go Erica.
Elan: I'm trying, but without making it sound forced.
Erica: They have spotty wifi - I mean service, spotty service!
Rory: I am... losing functionality as a person.
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