~ Runaway freshman trying to spend a week with a girlfriend instead... Command knows everything!
~ Vans complaining about a cot cramping up the room
Erica: "Sitch?"
Rory: "Can't you say 'be there in a sitch?'"
Erica: "No... I think that's pinch..."
Erica: "Who's technically off-shift right now?"
Caroline (trip coordinator): -raises hand-
Erica: "No."
Paul: "We put a lot of names on this board today. -motions to the 'Displaced' board- That's our goal right? Leaders try to keep frosh on the trip and we try to get them off?"
Rick: "We should just have those big army 500 gallon support tanks."
Caroline: "Yo Gap!"
Paul: "Re-undeactivate it."
Rory: "Why are there Pikachus running across the top of my screen?"
Rick: "No, those are lightning strikes. Completely obliterated eastern New York. Goodbye Catskills."
Van: "We're 100% almost confident that we've found the drop site."
After finding the med forms for a group, Rory calls the group...
Rory: "Hey ---, could you get your med forms for me? ...You lost them didn't you!"
Rick: "She said you have to put in 'two' because there are three Old Sharon Rds in Sharon, CT."
Talking about a teacher she had...
Tenley: "She said, ''Oh I hate Connecticut! It doesn't deserve to be a state, it's so small and it takes so long to drive through!"
Nick: "This is how I think of Rick. Rick Curtis. Silent Protector. Watchful Guardian. Dark Knight."
Rick: "Nope, they hung up. That last part was all by myself."
Caroline: "I'm going to the bathroom. If you need me, come get me, but don't."
-phone rings- "Hi Caroline."
Kathryn: "CAROLINE!"
Paul (from across the room to me): "Can I try on your glasses?"
Erica: "..."
Paul: "I just want to see what they look like."
(Note: They weren't big enough to fit over his ears.)
Paul: "Someone put me on the Facebook!"
Chris: "I have a small sewing kit. I am a guy after all."
Rick: "Just get them a room in Pittsfield or whatever, who cares about what it costs?"
Rory: "Quality Inn. High speed wi-fi. ...Shower curtains?"
Rick: "Quality Inn Gettysburg... What is this from? Like a fortune cookie? Your fortune lies at Quality Inn Gettysburg."
Tenley: "My body was making me cry but my mind really wanted me to laugh."
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