OA Command: Day 3

Paul: "You're the one that... doesn't have diarrhea?"

Kathryn: "We do such a great job that we concentrate all our evacs to just two groups."

Talking about evacs...
Paul: "North has fourteen. South has... six. Central has... fourteen. Now for a tiebreaker we need to see which ones are more amusing."

Paul: "'Quesy' is an alternate spelling. Maybe Old English, does anyone have the OED?"

Caroline: "I am going to the bathroom. If Rick calls, you are not allowed to chase me down the hall. Or call my name. He can wait. It is not my top priority."

Chris: "This is Chris. I didn't get it! No, I did get it! No, I did not get it."

Safeeyah: "'Going' without the second 'g'..."

Caroline: "Nick, are you busy right now? Can you do me a huge favor? Can you fill up this water bottle? The fountain takes forever and thus I have been dehydrated all day."
Nick: "You need to learn a thing or two - if this is a huge favor, then when you have a life-threatening situation..."
Caroline: "Then it'll be a life-threatening favor!"

Ben: "But mesh is cool. DUH."

Nick: "Chris, let's just say if OA were run by people with the level of commitment you're showing right now... It would not be the monumental success it is. It would probably not exist."
-Chris walks out-
Nick: "You should thank God that there are people like us here to pick up the slack."

Erica: "Call the crap out of them."

Caroline: "All the Massachusetts groups are..."
Kathryn: "Dying?"
Caroline: "Struggling."

Nick: "Damn, we've got some trigger fingers in this room!"

Erica: "Command has the aura of a casino, where you don't know what time it is, and you just stay here forever."

Van: "We need more ice packs."
Paul: "Okay, so hundreds of ice packs."

Tenley: "She actually sounds like a cat, that's scary. I hate cats..."

Throwback to Rick in 2012: "This is the suck bus of the universe."

Rick: "I had this fantasy that I was going to get some other work done today."

Kathryn: "What kind of place name is this?!"
"Be careful of Dead Woman Hollow..."

Erica: "You're not going to leave me tonight? All alone? Forever alone. -sings- All by myself."

Daria: "I would take the Epipen and just AGHHH. Just evacuate me."

Kathryn: "They're right by something called an improved dirt road..."

Ben: "Forbes is definitely the easiest college to get through. It's like the AT, north, south."