OA Command: Day 4

Tenley: "My iPhoto library is BOMB."

This artistic masterpiece...

Tenley (while laughing): "Guys, I still have lo mein in my mouth!"

Paul: "So it's like superfrosh all over the place?"

Caroline: "Are we Facebook stalking frosh? I don't understand."
Chris: "No, we're Facebook stalking their roommates!"

Kathryn: "Even if we still have a couple problem children..."

Paul: "Yeah, so it's Van ---, they're nice people."

Van: "Hey, it's Van ---. We're just checking in; we have absolutely nothing to do today."

Nick: "I'm going to be slightly gross for the next ten seconds... -pulls out deodorant- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

Talking about rooms being heat traps...
Rory: "The worst things are the bathrooms, when you're sitting in the stall, and by the time you come out..."
Ben: "Are you sure that's from the heat, or your exertion?"

Rick: "They make do with the paddles they have!"

Nick: "If Rick Curtis had the same level of dedication I do, he'd have been fired by now."
Rick: "That's true, absolutely."

Paul: "I was in the bathroom with him this morning, and oh, he needed to go. It was clear, and very copious."

Rick: "Get me a mediterranean chicken flatbread, single."
Paul: "Foccacia."
Everyone: "..."
Paul: "There was going to be more to that joke, but I got nothing. I was going to say more types of bread but I couldn't think of a single one."

Nick: "Oh and we can color code it, because we have three different colors! Orange, mocha, frappuccino!"

Weimen: "Guys, they're out of garden vegetable soup."
Chris: "L42?"
Everyone else: "No, Panera."

Ben on a "prank call" to me...
Ben: "Hi, this is LH99 with a code yellow."
Erica: "LH99 with a code yellow? Let me transfer you to Central."
Kathryn (being totally serious): "LH is South!"

People are now so familiar with my OA Command quotable quotes and my blog that they have taken to leaving me notes if something quotable happens when I'm gone...

Rory: "How do they pick these [girls'] bathroom codes? They're so random."
Chris: "Ooh I want to see! ...That was really creepy."

Command telling jokes...
Erica: "Wait guys, I got a really good one! Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Ben: "Why?"
Erica: "To get to the idiot's house."
Ben: "..."
Erica: "Okay, fine. Here's another. Knock knock."
Ben: "Who's there?"
Erica: "The chicken."
-laughter-
Tenley: "Guys, I don't get it..."

Daria: "How many Nalgenes has she had? Six? So she's supersaturated?"

Tenley: "We love you guys all equally! Like parents! ...Don't listen to me, I'm weird."

Daria: "I'm just going to put you on hold now. Hello? No? Damn it."

Caroline: "Can you spell that? Or spell the first word and Google will tell me."

Horia: "SHHH! Listen!"
Everyone: "...?"
Horia: "Nothing! No phones, no nothing!"

Van: "The people at the motel requested that we leave the cup of bugs with them."

Tenley: "How come pulling a Tenley is breaking down and pulling a Caroline is successfully presenting an alternate course of action?"

Tenley: "I'm just looking through my Twitter because I'm funny."