OA Command: Day 5

Daria (on phone with group): "One moment. Dude. Bro."

Tyler: "It's a constant struggle with Central. I just need to talk to them to make sure they're not dead."

Van: "A stone wall came out of nowhere!"

Caroline: "I was looking at the wrong one. Too many Sarahs have been evac-ed."

Rick: "If we do pizza, maybe Naked?"
Rory: "Yeah, I was thinking Naked."
Tenley: "I think we should eat pizza naked."

Caroline: "How many crackers did he feel like eating?"
Group: "Well, he had two packets of Saltines, so... About 50 Saltines..."
Aforementioned frosh also had 8 Nalgenes of water and 2 Nalgenes of Gatorade.

Weimen: "Thai food?"
Rei: "Ooh, Thai food!"
Jim: "Typhoon!"

This hair disaster...

Ben: "Do you have any other edible substance?"

Erica (talking about a group): "Just get them oatmeal!"
Tyler: "I don't think Cheeburger has oatmeal..."

Tenley: "The calories don't count when... You're eating with other people."

Horia: "Okay Google. What is the etymology of -ish? No, not fish!"

Tenley: "What happens in the tent, stays in the tent!"

Tenley: "At least it's the vans, not the trips. It's not like 'NOM NOM NOM CHEESEBURGERRR'"

Rick: "Now you have their keys, so lock that sucker up."

Sarah: "Actually I really should transfer you to Kathryn. She knows way more about what's going on."

Kathryn: "So in Denmark, people put salt on licorice."
Sarah: "That sounds like an insult... You piece of salty licorice!"

Oliver: "How do you get money then?"
Sarah: "Communism."

Erica calls into Command with a throwback from last year...
Chris: "Hi, this is Christopher."
Erica: "This is IF120."
Chris: "OF120 what's up?"
Erica: "No, IF. Indoor Farming?"
Chris: "I will kill you."

Chris (to Andrew Tsukamoto): "Do you know Aoi? Because you're Japanese."