OA Command: Day 1

Lost droms, forgotten food, paddles stolen by rivers, road closures, van miscommunications... An eventful day in Command like always.

(On a trip forgetting *all* their perishables)
Elan: "Didn't their packs feel a little light?"
Rick: "Didn't their brains feel light?"

Paul: "I did JW underscore Wheezy hashtag hashtag!"

Elan: "*repeating* Is Guatemalan food Japanese?"

Paul: "There was a bug, or a small dragon..."

*On ordering Chipotle in the spreadsheet*
Rory: "We forgot beans!"
Paul: "No, you have to put it in the right order!"
Erica: "But rice comes before protein!"

Chris: "Who spelled 'no' wrong?!"

Erica (slightly hysterically): "Guys life is wonderful! 
Everyone: "..."
Erica: "We have an extension cord!"

Safeeyah: "I got this. Please create a friend... How do you create friends?"

Central desk: "They checked again and they have less water than they thought."
Caroline: "Good, because they should have been drinking it for the past four hours."

Van: "So the parachute cord... Is it like shoelaces?"

Van: "Is it in a brown box?"
Erica: "No, it's in a small red triangular container."
Van: "No, we get that. But is it in a brown box? Because we got a turkey and a brown box." (This is the huge cardboard box with everything that we gave the vans in it.)

Erica: "The fuel pump, is it small, medium, or large?"
Rick: "No."