Anyways, sort of belated, but I've had lots of events. =P The scrimmage went pretty well. I thought of some pretty awesome responses. This one guy asked me, "So you're here to testify FOR your friend, and you'd say anything for her, right?" and I was like, "No, I'm here to testify because she's innocent." XD It was pretty cool. But then I got impeached because I didn't know that my statement said I thought Leslie Lane wrote violent rap lyrics. DX Oh well. We still won both times. The first time went pretty smoothly, besides the impeachment.
The second time was HILARIOUS. The judge as the attorney coach for the other team, so he was totally biased. He wouldn't even let Tiffy or Bri argue their case! But we still won, which either proves how good we are, or how crappy they are (no offense West High). But the really funny part was when Bri asked their H.H. Hingel, "So, Mr. Hingel, do you not believe that 7 luxury cars are a little materialistic?" and he said, "Actually, we have 13." Everyone started cracking up, and Bri was like, okay, I'll go with that... "No further question, Your Honor." It was SO bad! Then all of their witnesses were pretty argumentative, and one of their attorneys sucked... She didn't lay the foundation for any of her questions, and her questions didn't make sense either. When she was crossing me, she was like, "So you can't give me the names of the out-of-towners, can you?" I was sort of like, um... wtf.. so I just said, "Well, I have never seen them excepting that one incident, so no..."
But anyways, JV defense won both counts in both trials, JV prosecution won the first count and lost the second in both trials, V defense won both in both, and V prosecution won 1st lost 2nd in the 1st one, and won 2nd lost 1st in the 2nd. XD
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