Motorcycles, Darts, and Love

Legitimately had the strangest dream last night. Also pretty freaky. (This is going to be a very disjointed and random recollection and will probably make no sense.)

I don't actually remember how it started, but I was in a hotel-resembling building, but with classrooms and weird banisters and stuff. Started out with me talking to a friend, somehow got to the topic of love and stuff. Ended up telling me he liked me and tried to kiss me, and I told him I had a boyfriend (which was honestly the only part of this dream that made any sort of sense). Something happened, I ended up hanging off a banister over like a two story drop. 

Climbed down a wall somehow. Ended up in a garage which was pretty much the replica of our apartment complex garage, and was on my motorcycle (since I totally have a motorcycle and can totally drive) with people chasing me. Had to ditch the motorcycle and ran into the building again. The place was suddenly a mall, started talking to people, found some friendly people (who were actually friendly and told me something about what was going on or whatnot). Crazy people started chasing us, ended up in the general "lobby" of the mall.

Was told that people were after me, to stay alive, and that some guy had locked up my motorcycle for me. (Said guy saw me and waved.) Somehow now had my bike with me and decided that the best course of action would be to lock up my bike with my motorcycle (like really?!). Dropped over the railing of the mall, ran back into the garage. Found my motorcycle, locked my bike to it, but not before some guys found me and shot me in the neck with a dart. Ran back into the building (which was now a hotel again), into the elevator. Someone shouted to go underground. Apparently the elevator had underground levels (tons of them!) so the buttons were like normal elevator buttons except after the first floor button, they increased downwards too. Went down a few stories, got shot in the neck with more darts when the door opened on a floor.

Collapsed in the elevator, woke up. Absolutely crazy. Yeah, I have no idea.