Can't You Just Lend a Hand?

Every time I ask you for help, you make me feel retarded. You act like you know everything, which is why I ask you, yet when I do, you claim to not know how to do it, or not to have done it yet. You'll ask me to do something else, and after I agree, you'll help me a bit, at least up until I give you the information you want. Then you'll suddenly sign off, or stop responding. Can't you just, please, help me for ONCE? I'm sure you can... But this is exactly why I hate asking you for help unless absolutely necessary. Your condescending manner and superior attitude just really piss me off sometimes...

There are plenty of people I annoy for help more than I annoy you, like Eric, Ross, and Zach. But somehow, even though they might get annoyed, or be reluctant to help since they're busy themselves, they never make me feel stupid through any fault of their own. Couldn't you learn a thing or two about helping others? There's nothing special about knowing everything and not sharing the knowledge... And just because you want to do well definitely doesn't mean you should push others to the ground to get ahead.