Saturday, June 16, 2012

What I Learned In MY Classes


Idea stolen from Courtney. And some of the points too - we had so many classes together this year!

Mock Trial
~ Red is not blue. Green is not blue. Purple is not blue. Neither is yellow.
~ Real athletes wear suits.

Econ
~ Christmas is a deadweight loss.
~ Do your homework.
~ China beats us anyday.

Lit
~ Sheep are bloody stupid.
~ He gets paid whether we graduate or not.
~ Room 305 is where to go for life lessons and love advice.
~ DEATH AND SKULLS.

Gov
~ There aren't many better ways to start a class than yelling at your teacher.
~ Even teachers get excited over stickers and stamps.
~ Get on our level!

APES
~ When in doubt, the answer is carbon.
~ Naps and picnics help pave the path to happiness.

Psych
~ Sex is essential in marriage.
~ People spend their whole lives to discover the most interesting things!
~ Breaking social norms is funny.

Calc
~ Forever in the weird corner.
~ Even the smartest people can be stupid.

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