I love my uncle...

Uncle - Are you talking to Ross?
Me - Yes.
Uncle - Why?
Me - Why not?
Uncle - He should be sleeping. He should sleep earlier and wake up so that he can have a bright future. And so his parents will be proud of him. If he sleeps too late, his future will not be happy and his parents will be sad.

Me - Hey, I'm stacking your coins for you.
Uncle - Okay, I hope you grow tomorrow.
Me - ...What?

Uncle - Have you ever seen those planes? What are they called? Those big planes in the movies! With big, round microwaves on top of them!