If Teachers Had Twitters...

*Idea from Courtney*

If I could, I'd fire everyone from the White House and bring in the economists.

This sheep tried to climb over a 8-foot tall fence today. Sheep are bloody STUPID!

I burnt my popcorn in the microwave today... Again... =[

I was looking over the problems I assigned my students today, and some of them are so elegant!

I learn something new every day - it's AMAZING! People don't get married and don't have kids to research all of this stuff...

I thought I was teaching freshmen, but it seems some of them never graduated from kindergarten...

My kids just had to name the dog "Roxxie"...

My wife is teaching Bungalows on Banana Boulevard right now! Just kidding...

My students get to learn about "King Phillip Coming Over For Great Sex" today!

There was a fire drill today. It was completely pointless, so I just taught through it.